Here's a question that many a Brussels bureaucrat, ivy league suit, military "strategist" and self delusional amateur bloggers have been asking themselves. **How do you take out a nuclear armed gas station?** The answer is, imho, very simple: **by (optionally) smoking some grass and making the gas station obsolete.** Meet green energy. Us danes really dig it dude. Revolutionary concept: rather than setting dead animals on fire (the symbolism of this.. it could never have gone well lol) -- well you use this big glowing thing called the sun. And maybe this other plentiful thing called wind. At least here in Denmark we've got plenty of the latter. (yeah i got vestas call options) The real бонус (bonus): you can set it up almost anywhere. Sun or wind, usually one or the other shows up. And you don't have to simp for caliphates or Kremlin facists to keep your lights on. Reclaim some of that integrity we Europeans preach so much about. More on that later. In this friday ramble I'll lay out why becoming a laid back, optionally grass smoking green energy hippie is unironically the most effective way to permanently cripple Russia. And why that means the people trying to keep us hooked on газ (gas) are coming for our windmills next. ## Why Green Energy Threatens the Gas station Well this should be rather obvious... It's really hard to: pay sandworm nerds, stamp out AKs for private conscriptovich when you aint makin rubles (also wont get much Пи́ска). The rough russian 2025 budget: - Revnue ~406 bil - Expenditure: ~476 bil - Deficit: ~70 bil Source: [interfax](insert link) So we got the in/out numbers... For reference, revenue of netherlands is: INSERT Now lets break down the revenue and expenditure: - Percentage spend on "defense" (why does everyone still call it this lol) - Percentage of "defense" spend in ukraine: - Percentage of revenue/income from energy: - Percentage of revenue from EU customers - Percentage threatened by green energy conversion: Energy GW generated by russian energy? > "They're funding the war against themselves. Who the hell ever heard of that one?" > \- Mango Mussolini So basically... how many windmills would EU require to make russia bankrupt?... Roughly, economics are much more complicated of course.... TODO: pricing spiral dynamics... ## Why the gas station will fight back in cyber/ot Well obviously the dudes here would like to stay in power. Green energy, as ive demonstrated here is a threat to that. Given that putin cant take out the sun and wind (though im sure he would if he could) - he'll start targeting green infrastructure. How will he do that? With an invasion of say denmark? Well.. not likely... With cyber and hybrid ops? Well... - kinetic - too risk - they couldnt even take out a single 3rd world country (ukraine) - deniable - green energy infra is soft - cyber n3rds are more dangerous than spetsnatz - (both in combination is even more dangerous) ## Why the Noridcs/eu will be prime time target ... we soft socialists... we have not been attacked properly in a long ass time. mental bias. and security is an after thought. the end of history and all that.... denmark couldnt even secure our military airports against drones... soooo our windmills ? lol... how is it suprising to denmark and FE that well.. drones are now a thing? what the fuck are we paying communist level taxes even for?.... you guys absolutely suck man.. see also [[Ansøgning til Forsvarets Efterretningstjeneste Hackerakademi]] > a currently not so proud dane anyway.... all this is good for my busines i suppose.... gotta wonder what happens if someone decides to also throw some drones from a little sail boat into danish offshore infra... we saw what a single middle aged diver could do in 2024 lol. ## reclaiming integrity the old demented biden fist bumping the caliphate who had an american journalist hacked up with a bonesaw. lecture world about morals and green energy. getting the civilians and military all riled up about fighting evil islamists. doing billion (trillion) dullar biz with the saudis. but then again... this may not be an important factor... which of our politicans have ever cared about actual integrity.... (and also why do we not have direct democracy again?...) anyway.. i digress. the swedish monarch shaking hands with saudi monarchs for the (really awesome, and very heavy) carl gustafs... ## the bit us in the ass arguments war of oil replaced with war on lithium. see serbia and lithium mines in (insert the place that i forgot). ## outro - how the cockroach profits im serious when i say that long term the war with russia, the election of mango moussulini (borrowed this from a danish beer) and the closing of the hormuz straight by the iranian suicide cult are some of the best things that could have happpened to europe long term... - forced military soveirgnty - no more sucking the warm teat of uncle sammy - people getting pissed at oil prices, even i, a petrolhead have been looking at chinese EVs not... - ... you not only do the penguins a favor... but also liberate 140+ individuals being opressed by the kremlin pieces of shit. (someone should give me like a doctorate and employment somewhere important... or just.. somewhere) > sincerly a european who would like to make europe the fucking greatests again... ## stream of conciousness main points: - why is green energy important for europe/scandi - soveirgnty - not sponsoring enemies - saving the environment - what impact will this have on green energy security - cases how to be soveirgn - own defense - own military how not to be soviergn - outsource security - let someone else turn off your lights and heat... Taking down russia.... grow soverign. - china - green powerhouse (ironic) - trade one dependency for another - replace war on oil with war on lithium?.. ## stream of thought - remarks - compare world expenditure on miliary (energy wars) with expenditure on green tech transition. - the threat of war vs the threat of environment? which is national threat nr 1? supposed democratic states doing business with arabic caliphates (saudi hello??). green energy main threat. and main way to permanently criplle states such as russia, if russia is crippled... so will china, iran, north korea and the whole facist axis become.... (yes these countries do actually check the boxes for dictionary definition of facist) we can thus expect to see russia start targeting green energy initiatives even more aggresively than has already been the case. whats the main source of income for a facist gas station with nukes? well.. its gas.... take away the source of income and you take away its power. will russia let this happen quietly? not likely. these countries would literally rather see the entire world burn than loose their power. see the UN proposal for plastic bans. if i have to convince you that the current environmental impact from plastics is indeed bad.... well your reading the wrong blog :-) - insert references to attacks on green energy: - vestas - polish solar? - german viasat hack and the russians (and their allies) are juuuuuust getting started here... in numbers: - how much of russian energy revenue is threatened by the conversion? - european slice - chinese slice - ... in this case china is ironically becoming a leader in green energy.