## Geoffrey Hinton - The Godfarther - Sold his company to google some years ago - Used 16.000 machines to recognize cats in yt videos (my senile grandma does this??) - Spend 10 years building fundamental infra for surveillance capitalism - Cashes out and now realizes... uh oh... "AI" could be dangerous! - What if facist governments use it?? - I know drunk ukranians who realized that ai + drones = not good many years ago.. ### Demis Hassabis - The Don't Be Evil Visionary - Thinks life is fundamentally a game/computation (wouldn't wanna have sex with this guy) - Cites Heisenberg's uncertainty principle while circle jerking w. Lex Friedman - Can't comprehend how this exact principle disproves his own field - Wants to cure illness with with AlphaFold - Spends his life working at mental illness central (Google) - Thinks intelligence = moving colored rocks around on wood (AlphaGo) - Literally says "intelligence is a hard problem to solve" - Intelligence is not "a hard problem" - it's a nonsense problem logically - Viewing your entire existence as a problem IS a problem (mentall illness.. hellooo) **Neither realizes: A system CANNOT solve itself from the inside.** It. Literally. Makes. No. Sense. ## The Logical Contradiction Or better known as... common sense. You cannot use (supposed) intelligence to define intelligence. You cannot solve a problem you cannot define. So you cannot "solve intelligence". Please... clap clap... give me a prize someone... jerk me off a little too! ## **The Heisenberg Thingy** Intelligence is the continuous flow between states, not the states themselves. "AGI" assumes you can: 1. Freeze this movement 2. Measure it 3. Replicate it This isn't intelligence. It's taxidermy. (Gets you a Nobel Prize apparently) Intelligence is fluid. See: [[Mind Vs Matter - The Western Science Cult]] They're building dead discrete mathematical constructs. ## Resource Comparison ### My Brain: - Uses about the same power as a lightbulb - Runs on coffee, banana, and spite (abundantly available and highly renewable) - Takes up about the same space as a watermelon (though my gf would argue, an egg) - I can see cats, tie my own shoes AND wipe my own ass too! - I usually pass the new NIST AGI Turing test batteries named: - Wiping my ass - Tying my shoes - Jerking off (got no lauriates to do this for me :-) ### The AGI Skynet God: - Can't move - Does not run on renewable energy either lol - Requires about the same power as a city - Is remote controlled by Elon Musk and US Intelligence - Has no shoes, cannot move, doesn't even have an asshole to wipe - Generates (mostly) plausible text stolen from creators on the internet - (Parrots generate plausible sounds) - Can mostly recognize cats and cars in photos (so can my senile grandma) - Has CONSIDERABLY fewer "weights" than I got synapses - Does not pass the Turing test batteries of: - Jerking off - Tying Shoes - Wiping ass ## The Grift Admitting these limits tho.... oh no... - No more Nobel Price - No more G000gle buying your company - No more getting jerked off on podcasts (this is the worst man) - No more god complex You cannot "solve intelligence". But you can grift, make dumb podcasts and jerk yourself off. ## Conclusion I just saved you a bunch of money. Your welcome. --- **Cockroach Systems** _We break your code, your metaphysics, and your Nobel Prize delusions_ _(NIST AGI Turing Test Certified: Can wipe own ass)_ --- ## Further Reading - [[Mind Vs Matter - The Western Science Cult]] - [[Brain Computational Complexity]] --- ## Extra notes - they build increasingly sophisticared corpses - can it even tie its own shoe?? - A system cannot solve itself from the inside - Simulating reality would require a system outside of reality... - can't virtualize machine more complex than the host system - its also deeply depressing to view once entire concious existence as a problem - may have invented alpha fold to cure cancer or whatever - helped google, the mental illness machine