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Portrait of Emil Konstantinovitz

Been building systems professionally since my teens.

Avid reader of philosophy and literature. Learned by doing: software by building it, Eastern European politics by spending time on the ground and talking to everyone from taxi drivers to oligarchs in saunas.

Learned OPSEC and the adversarial mindset the hard way — because my life depended on it.

2026 — current

Cockroach Systems ApS — offensive security research.

Tech: C, Rust, Python, nix, zig, other, windows internals...

2025

Built a sovereign homelab. OSCP studies. Months spent traveling balkans and Romania.

2024

Period of recovery and bereavement.

2023 — ISR Operator, International Legion, Ukraine

Volunteered with an independent unit operating under experienced military leadership, working alongside a multinational team.

2022 — Monthio / Ukraine

Volunteer refugee support. Travelled Ukraine extensively — Kyiv, eastern front, Dnipro. Trained with various groups before committing to deployment in 2023.

Returned to data engineering at monthio. Rewrote ETL/analytics pipelines. Backup and DR procedures. Optimised data warehouse — ~1000x query speedup. Mentored analysts.

Tech: Azure Synapse, Scala, Apache Spark

2020–2021 — Visma / Ukraine

Large-scale property valuation system for the Danish Ministry of Tax. Notorious project.

Orchestration team — distributed state machine, frontend/backend integration, architecture planning. Implemented a VPN client in Clojure.

Left Aug 2021 to road trip western Ukraine. Learned blockchain, culture, history, politics.

Tech: Clojure, Java, ClojureScript, JS, PostgreSQL, Docker, AWS

2018 — Monthio

First technical hire and lead developer at a PSD2 credit scoring startup. Full ownership of architecture — Azure data lake, ETL pipeline, C# backend, government integrations. Hiring and business development.

Tech: C#, MSSQL, Python, ReactJS, Azure

2016 — Maar Consulting

Digital signage system for Copenhagen International School. 100+ screens. Android device management, fullstack scheduling system. Sole developer.

Tech: PostgreSQL, ReactJS, Cordova, NodeJS

2014–2018 — Wemuda

Co-founder, age 16. Consumer transparency app (Detectox) — barcode scanning against ingredient/nutrition criteria. Reverse engineered Rema 1000's Android app to extract product API endpoints. DTU contract (250.000 DKK). TV2 press coverage. Company still alive.

Tech: PostgreSQL, C#, Python, AWS, AngularJS, Cordova

Education

Self-study

Threat intelligence, Russian doctrine and information warfare, totalitarianism and propaganda, behavioural manipulation, risk and complexity, classical philosophy. Seneca, Greenberg, Arendt, Miłosz, Zuboff, Bezmenov, Taleb, KUBARK.

Certifications

Conferences

Contact

hello@cockroach.systems

Codeberg: https://codeberg.org/captn-r0ach